Me: (Tap, tap on Alex's shoulder; it's 8:15 a.m. and he's sleeping). "Hey, I think we might be pregnant."
Him: (Confused from the "early morning" wakeup call). "Huh?!?" (grunt, grunt) "What?" (He rubs the sleep out of one eye, and leaves the other eye at half-mast). "Why?"
Me: "Because I just took a pregnancy test. And it's positive."
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