Time seems to be passing at lightening speed, which is what people warned me about. We spend our time sleeping in (our days don't get started until 10:30 or 11 am), feeding, walking the dog, reading parenting books (I recommend Happiest Baby on the Block, Breastfeeding Made Simple, and The Baby Sleep Solution), staring at Francie, kissing her, raving to each other about how much we love her, snacking, taking numerous photos, changing diapers and laughing about baby wet farts, and watching the occasional daytime television program. Okay, let's be honest, being home during the day, Anderson is again a part of my life. I argue his program is a quality news show, he a respectable journalist. Alex begs to differ, accusing me of flirting with a white-trash lifestyle, and negatively influencing our daughter. I defend myself, and Anderson's honor, but Alex won't accept.
"Oh great, now your daughter is going to work at Ross Dress for Less," he says.
"Oh great, now your daughter is going to work at Ross Dress for Less," he says.
My dear Francie, while retail will have its place in your life, please aim higher than Ross. I hate how disorganized the racks are, which would make it difficult for me to visit you at work. But I do like that catchy commercial tune about all the summer dresses.
That's the sound of me passing out from the cuteness.
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