I Didn't Realize

I didn't know people actually:

Still smoked cigarettes. Especially those born after 1980.

Voted Republican. Hey, I'm from Portland, went to a liberal arts college, and lived in ski towns. I though conservatives were just a creation of SNL skit-writers.

Wore high heels to work.

Still got their belly buttons pierced. I thought that was circa 1990s a la Britney and Xtina.

Put Obama stickers on their Prius. Isn't that kind of redundant?

Drive drunk. People over 20 should know better.