Alex, about another baby/toddler, when comparing the development to our Bean:
"He's not really advanced. He just does other shit with his time."
Regarding farting:
Francie: "Phfffffrrrttttt."
Me to Francie: "Good farting."
Alex: "That was me."
Me: "Oh, ugh, yup, that was definitely you."
Alex to Francie: "See, Francie, you only get 'good farting' for a little while, then you get 'bad farting.' It's very confusing."
Alex recounting his interaction with our animal-sound loving toddler:
"I told Francie today that I had the munchies. "He's not really advanced. He just does other shit with his time."
Regarding farting:
Francie: "Phfffffrrrttttt."
Me to Francie: "Good farting."
Alex: "That was me."
Me: "Oh, ugh, yup, that was definitely you."
Alex to Francie: "See, Francie, you only get 'good farting' for a little while, then you get 'bad farting.' It's very confusing."
Alex recounting his interaction with our animal-sound loving toddler:
She said 'ooh ooh ah ah.'
'No not monkey, munchies,' I said.
Then she said 'ah ah' again.
She didn't get it. "
Alex to Francie:
"I like you because you're always the first kid at the park."
Alex to Francing when dressing her in the morning (in a pink and black shirt and purple jeggings):
"These go together because they're the same brand."
"These go together because they're the same brand."
Me: "He doesn't know how to change a diaper."
Alex: "He's not a retard. "
Me: "Well he actually is a baby retard."
Francie: "Babytard."
Alex to Francie:
"I just want to cuddle. You smell so good. And you're so soft. Why do you have to move so much?"
"I just want to cuddle. You smell so good. And you're so soft. Why do you have to move so much?"
Alex about Francie:
"I wanna hang out with her. That's why I'm going to bed now. So when I wake up in the morning I won't be all tired. I'll be like "Hey!""
"I wanna hang out with her. That's why I'm going to bed now. So when I wake up in the morning I won't be all tired. I'll be like "Hey!""
Scene: Tuesday night, Burn Notice playing via Netflix, Alex laying down, me organizing photos on the computer for a Xmas gift.
Alex: "I got ripped off."
Me: "What do you mean?"
Alex: "You're not even watching the show."
Me:"Yes I am, I'm just multitasking."
Alex: "But you're not even cuddling with me. You're not even on the same piece of furniture! How can that count for anything?!?"
Mama to Francie in bed in the morning:
Francie: "Mmmm."
Me: "Are you hungry?"
Bean: "Yeah!"
Me: "Didn't I just feed you yesterday?!?"
Alex to me, when I attended a HS football game:
"Thanks for coming with me. It means a lot. Well, it's not like you have me a kidney. But I'm still glad you guys came with me.
Me re the Daft Punk's "Get Lucky":
"This song makes me want to get drunk and take a shower and dance."
Alex, after being questioned about how he could answer so many Jeopardy clues correctly.:
"I know about geography. Because I have an iPhone."
Alex to me: "I love you."
Silent pause.
Alex to me: "Do you love me too?"
Me: "Of course. It goes without saying."
Alex: "No. It doesn't."
Francie to naked Alex, when he puts in his undies in the morning:
"Buhbye, peepis."
Alex to me, when I attended a HS football game:
"Thanks for coming with me. It means a lot. Well, it's not like you have me a kidney. But I'm still glad you guys came with me.
Me re the Daft Punk's "Get Lucky":
"This song makes me want to get drunk and take a shower and dance."
Alex, after being questioned about how he could answer so many Jeopardy clues correctly.:
"I know about geography. Because I have an iPhone."
Alex to me: "I love you."
Silent pause.
Alex to me: "Do you love me too?"
Me: "Of course. It goes without saying."
Alex: "No. It doesn't."
Francie to naked Alex, when he puts in his undies in the morning:
"Buhbye, peepis."
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