Kenny!

Why I oughta ...

I had faith in you, Kenny. I trusted you, despite your Tahoe low-life-local appearance, your prison history, and your gout toe. And now, here we are, on the cusp of another $1800 Subaru repair decision, having still not paid back the first $1800 that we borrowed from Paul and Chris from when you fixed our car in July.

For some reason, I'm still giving you the benefit of the doubt. Alex is solidly convinced that the busted timing belt is your fault - either cheap parts or bad labor. I'm still holding out that once our Portland Suby mechanics get in under the hood, take apart the engine, and check it out, they'll be wrong and compliment our last mechanic on a stellar job of re-building. Still, though, this ain't free. And we ain't got the money to spare at this point in time.

Better watch out. Alex is going to be in Tahoe for the week, and if he learns this new repair is indeed by fault of yours, you might expect an egged house.